You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going, ‘Excuse me, what was that?’” – Jerryģ4. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.” – Jerryģ3. “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. She’s wearing it as a top! The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. “Sex that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner that’s heavy. “What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty? Do dreams require liquid? It’s not like I’m running a marathon, I’m just lying there.” – Jerry Seinfeld Quotes on Revenge and Painģ0. Are you telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean the house a little bit?” – Georgeġ9. You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air. “I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. “Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure, my twinkle! Everything I have, I owe to this face.” – Kramerġ8. It’s really quite disgusting.” – Georgeġ7. “Do you ever dream in 3D? It’s like the bogeyman is coming right at you.” – Kramerġ6. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can’t count to 10.
“What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they’re clean? I am sorry.
What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?” – Jerryġ4. “Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere?’” – Frank Costanzaġ3. “Moles-freckles’ ugly cousin.” – Kramerġ2. “Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?” – Georgeġ1. The chicken goes with the hen, so who is having sex with the rooster?” – Frank Costanza Most Hilarious Seinfeld Quotesġ0. “You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.” – Morty Seinfeldĩ. “Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.” – PuddyĨ. “Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?” – Elaineħ. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?” – Georgeĥ. “I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. What do you need it for after you read it?” – JerryĤ. “What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they’re trophies. ‘The Beach.’ You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.” – Kramerģ. “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. “Why do I always have the feeling that everybody’s doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?” – JerryĢ.